just a forewarning-if you come home and hang out with your stupid girlfriend the entire time that you are here/fail to get wasted with us i will wish either death upon you or that you truly do turn gay when you return to the navy.
I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
I'm thinking of writing "I have herpes" on my stomach in sharpie that way I'm not tempted to show my tits tonight
I'm going to come in a little later this morning....there's no heterosexual way to say this....$1 flip flop sale at old navy
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
"The juvenile turned and faced the officer, unzipped his pants, placed a fresh cigarette in between his legs and preceded to light it with a match"
LSD in a sugar cube. Dropped it in my whiskey sour and felt like I was rowing a boat.
dude a monday night stripper made you motorboat her. you should get that checked out
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
And THIS is why we get drunk. No good story, documentation, or event happens by eating a salad. Alcohol consumption leads to good things
I found you walking along the street hammered. You walked up said hi and handed me a beer.
I, soberly, gave myself a concussion trying to take a pic of my vagina. Fuck you and your hangover.
Shame is for Republicans.
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