Did the walk of shame past her kids. I'm younger than one of them.
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
You were so drunk last night you typed www.face.come/cheese.com as if you were logging into facebook.
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
she wrote "need hug!" on a sticky note, put it on her back, and passed out on his bed. they're trying to figure out how she got into his room...
That girl gave me her number because you were arrested. I am so proud of you dude.
you can think of my virginity as your little souveneir from our relationship.
No our divorce decree will not have a blow job clause. Unless my alimony is greatly increased your bj's have been reduced to fantasy status.....
hey watch out, they threw flour on everyone who passed out at their party last year.
I cartwheeled across every street... They tried to stop me but I bit anyone who came near me
Unlike bears, this weekend is not the #1 threat to America. It is, however, the #1 threat to my liver
Is there a greeting card for "I can't keep being The Other Woman"?
we had to invent a new word for how drunk I was last night
Randomize
