i just want his dick, seriously i'm about to take trifiling lessons. we'll call my alter-ego blair and she will screw his brains out, girlfriend or not.
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
i would rather give Shaq a handjob than take this accounting final
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
We left live chickens on the basement slip n slide. Good luck finding your car keys
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
She had forties taped to her hands and was trying to give him a hand job while he was passed out, with everyone in the living room.
I needed to do something spontaneous, and since no one had coke this was the next best thing.
Strip mythology. Everyone wins. Most of all me.
I started having a bad trip because I closed my eyes and got lost in a forest of patterns and I knew my mom would be upset.
the liver wants what the liver wants
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
You do it and I'll burn these mermaid pants so help me God.
That’s all I need in life: vibrators, butt plugs, strawberry lube, and sour gummies
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