i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
I think the waitress doesn't beleive I have friends coming. I've had 4 drinks and a large salad just waiting for you guys.
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
i keep seeing random pieces of my outfit all around town.
The cereal milk was almost black, the bacon was still frozen and the toast was soggy. And that was BEFORE I puked in her lap.
I need to get skinnier so that I know when pregnancy scares are real...
Delete that photo of me. My ass looks WAY to good it in to be on Facebook for everyone to see. You gotta earn that shit.
WHY DID I INFORM THE ENTIRE BATHROOM I DONT HAVE AN STD?!?!?!!
third nipple confirmed
Life update - currently drunk off my ass in the yoga room of SFO at 5:30 in the morning.
"I'm not drinking any more tonight." As I dipped my quesadilla in a shot of tequila....then eats it
I'm 99% sure the Indians were high for thanksgiving and we should respect that by getting high too
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
I'm eating chicken wings naked and hungover at 10am... Happy bday to me
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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