So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
I hate to say it, but I think my pandora being Marvin Gaye love songs was the prime reason for the bj last night
No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
bailing my boss out of jail is a great way to spend memorial day
Its only tuesday and I need a dd home from work. This is getting too easy.
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
That girl from the bar sent me a text saying that she wants to wear my cock as a hat. A cock hat. Is that good or bad?
A man and his most likely hooker just bought us Taco Bell.
I just heard a 350 lb guy with a stutter describe getting blood in his eye as he was shanking his cellmate and, more generally, how to survive as a white guy in jail.\n\nYou should really consider going to some AA meetings
Is it weird that the girl he dated after me had a child with him and it has my name? I think it means he's not over me. Or I'm really self absorbed...
I had to google some of the kinky sex shit she was telling me she was into.
If that is not a reason to propose to her then I don't know what is
"Plot twist... I'm straight."
Umm I might be late. Also I am may or may not have mayonnaise on my ass
Woke up at 8am and asked if she had coffee.... She handed me a shot of tequila...
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