Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
She just sent me a picture of a heart. I need to stop fucking freshman...
this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
You should know I just got pulled aside by TSA because they found a bottle of Bud Light in my backpack... Thanks for that...
Just caught my dad doing coke in my bathroom again. Guess whose getting a new car for christmasss.
Im on my period and I feel like I'm going to die. The only thing that can make this tolerable is for you to eat me out in the shower. Please. I'll do anything.
And after we were done he said "Let's play a game! Who can find their clothes first"
She jumped on a table and took off her shirt and started yelling things that no one understood. For being 3, she has a dead on impression of a drunk party girl.
Some dude with an OSU jersey just kissed him in the face in front of everyone. I should mention he's wearing a Panda costume. And has already been offered $20 for his suit by Plushies for oral sex.
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
I was drunk and on Craigslist.. The drunk-text offers people got must have been either horrifying or glorious
We broke up. My life is now 7 inches less.
I'm not going to tell you how to live your life, which includes naming your schlong
I went up to u at the bar, you grabbed my face and said, "hey you're Juan right?"
Randomize
