dude, the reading rainbow guy was just talking to a HOLOGRAM
Are you sure you're not watching Star Trek?
wait... oh
The guy dancing on me has three visible teeth. WHERE ARE YOU?
she looks like luggage that fell from a plane
This is why I shouldn't be left alone with liquor and anticipation.
His internet searches, listed chronologically: sex slave, volunteer sex slave, lava
just woke up with a thong on my face, dont remember going home with anyone and its way too big for it to be a good thing
I Know I'm the drunk girl in the trunk right now, BUT PLEASE LISTEN TO ME!
its really sad that i have to specifically make this a rule but, absolutely no lighting smoke bombs indoors at my birthday party.
I will kill you in such a brutal way if you ever de-pants me again on the dance floor it will make the stock market ticker
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
I'm going to pretend you don't watch My Little Pony and focus on your large cock. Kay? Don't bring it up again.
He seems like a super lonely dude. I bet if I gave him a picture of my tits he wouldn't make me turn in this paper.
Let's go. I'm waiting for my time to shine among the stars of never never land. Make sure you bring my Peter Pan costume this time. Shit's bout to get real glittery.
$150 and 3 orgasms. Dogsitting is awesome.
Feel free to drag me back to reality at your convenience
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