Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
I wish I only lived at night.
i'm in his phone as sushi coochie
Obama just said the words "we're all in this together." I wanted to start singing high school musical
I ended up with a bullet proof vest and I still don't know his last name.
About to see some guy and give him a glance that tries to express how sorry i am for blowing his friend while he was getting a BJ in the same room
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
He was kissing me at red light while his penis was in an aluminum beer bottle peeing..
I asked him why the bed was wet and got.."well there are two options... and its not you."
Just try not to burn your pubes off with sparklers this year.
No promises
Will you bring a case of beer down to the hot tub? Me and Phil don't want to feel feelings anymore
I got in an argument over whether or not I'm a slut. I argued yes.
I have no idea what happened last night but I sobered up whilst showering with a mop.
No I didn't say it was safe, I said it was legal. I didn't say anything about it being safe. It's not my fault if you weren't listening properly.
My body isnt used to all this fresh air, sun and booze....ok well maybe just the fresh air and sun...its used to the booze.
Randomize
