I would like to feed your fingertips to the wolverines.
I DID IT WITH MY SOCKS ON!
Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
so my phone accidentally called my dad from my purse at 2:14am....he has a 5 min voicemail of me discussing how Alicia should bang the guy who eats good pussy... i can never look at my dad in the face again....
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
I just had a flashback to last nights party, I'm pretty sure I told most of the people there that I post a masturbation schedule for an iCal download.
id like to know how you successfully locked me in your backseat last night
I am solely responsible for the birth of their child. I mean, I did push them into the room and hold the door shut yelling "punch that kitty!". It has to be a sign.
what is it with giant penises always finding me
I don't really see how asking you not to cum on my face or hair makes me high maintenance
You may have graduated college on time, but my 6th year ass gets to see awesome tits every day just for showing up.
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
It's a good cause. For your vagina.
I legitimately thought I was gonna die getting finger banged to ja rule in the back of your car last night.
I lost my pants last night, she told me I walked into their room after leaving 5 minutes before wearing my thong.....and no pants. I have absolutely no idea where I left them.
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