Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
I walked out of the bathroom and both of you girls were giving the gay guy head. I was like, "laaaterrr."
feel weird hangin out with you now that i've eaten your sister out
no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.
Last night she showed me how to clean my bowl and now she's drunk making peanut butter filled cookies. Best. Roommate. Ever.
she was in the bathroom washing her eye makeup off with hand sanitizer.
Great. Woke up in Ts room wearing one sock, a glove and a beret with a sorrority chick CLEARLY out of my league. Jose Cuervo you ARE a friend of mine.
I get that he's ugly and I deserve better but I will still beat up the girls he hangs out with.
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
I took Xanax and it did nothing to me. First sign I'm crazy and actually need it.
did you just send me my own nude
i'm gonna friendzone myself so you dont have to
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
He tried to brush a hair off my cheek, but turns out it was just a freakishly long chin hair. So no, we didn't bang.
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