i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
I hope God doesn't listen to everybody on a Saturday night.
so i hit rock bottom, god threw me a shovel. i continued to dig.
She gave him HEAD floating down the river in a tube as big a a tire. I just don't know how to compete with that sort of level of slut.
We found her on a strangers doorstep chanting "I know someone will let me in" it took 2 of us to drag her to the car.
Weirdly I'm doing ok, but I've tested positive for chlamydia, I wanted to let you know
Dude, I think shitting blood should be a cause for concern not celebration that you had a great night.
Found a grenade pin. Still no Dave.
Note to self, stop going out with self absorbed bisexuals
i told myself when i was 16 i would never fuck an Alan. now i've fucked 3 and i'm punching my 16-year-old self in the face
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
Yep if he's taking selfies he's probably on drugs again.
It can't be easy when an alcoholic Russian is screaming to the entire dorm "he no get hard"
Do I have to cook for the potluck? Can I just bring a costco size bottle of Vodka?
I miss all the tiny banana hammocks... When can I go back to ogling? I can do it from a lot farther than six feet without any complaints.
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