Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
None
All I wanted to tell you is that I fucked a guy covered in fake blood, who circumcised himself.
if you count grabbing my crotch as an introduction then yeah i got a couple of those tonight
It was like she tried to cover up all the weight she gained with a fake tan...
im gonna make a bucket list just so i can cross off "underwater blowjob"
Tonight will bring shame to my future grandchildren.
We tried to make ramen in a glass bowl on the stove. They called facilities to pick the glass out of the door
who dressed up as a cop at your party???
idk I have to check. Why?
he gave me the best strip search of my life. FIND HIM.
I'm so glad you support me having casual sex with your uncle
I can't believe I forgot to wish you a happy 13 week-iversary of the time you raw-dogged a rando. Only two days late, so it still counts. And since your 14 weeks is coming up, you should know that at 14 weeks your baby can squint, frown, grimace, pee, and possibly suck his/her/their/zir thumb!
We tried to do sophisticated last night, but our low class kept shining through.
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
you can tell a lot about a person by the quality of their porn
The uber man and I sat in silence. With my underwear in my purse and my dress shoved in the pocket of the hoodie the guy gave me.
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