...i had to draw her a diagram of her own vagina. including a little arrow to the clitoris. shouldn't it be the other way around?!?
Trying to find something to do here is like trying to find a vegan resturant in alabama.
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
Maybe we should try and tone it down a notch. The neighbors changed the name of their wifi network to "i can hear you having sex".
She is just riding on my slutty coat tails.
She won't let me open the car door while we are on the highway so I can throw up outside. She deserves to have her car thrown up in.
My mouth already tastes like senor cuervo took a piss in it and it's barely 1 am
I was mixing candy canes and coors light and was in a great place.
It wasn't like a party or anything. They played PlayStation and talked about sports. Then I threw up on his porch.
Its funny that for once I get home and I'm just as high as my parents are.
Vegas is great, yelled at a guy 4 lanes over if he wanted a bj. ended up having sex in a vacant lot. I think he was homeless.
WHY IS THERE NO EMOJI FOR "FUCK MY MOM JUST SAW MY SEX BRUISES?!"
Apparently asking your girlfriends roommate for a hand job when u craw into the wrong bed after a bottle of rum is "bad form".
Just had to double check that I had pants on. THAT kind of weekend.
have no fear, swaggie olivia is here to bring glorious gifts and horse dick to children
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