Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
the best thing about dollar beer night is beer is only a dollar.
you went through ur friends list and posted an obscene comment on every ultrasound pic...."not his" "looks like a sea monkey"
His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
You got kicked out of the strip club for spilling a tall boy on the stage and when the bouncers came to take you out you told them that they should probably go clean up your pee in the back corner cause they didn't seem to notice that
He gave me an elaborately handwritten invite (on a bar coaster) back to his place and whispered in my ear 'i have ping pong'. And he said byob. fuck THAT.
Hahaahaah I keep finding little notes you left me on my physics notes... "TOO HIGH FOR BIRDS"
Her fortune said that she will soon be free. She's taking her bra off at the table.
When he sent me a picture, I swear my vag frowned. That tiny.
dude, I convinced you I was your conscience for like 15 minutes last night. you weren't just "a little high"
Never play truth or dare with a girl who carries a dildo in her purse. I'll never go to a Denny's again.
How are you supposed to wish the guy you send nudes to good luck for the first day of his new job??
Let's make this a nightly thing. You'll explain the Watergate scandal like you're telling me a bedtime story while I eat popcorn high as fuck
Are you still in his room?
Nope, yogged home at 8 am with one shoe on.
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