If that ambulance is off to save our dignity, please tell them it's too late...
Even after projectile vomiting watermelon on the beach, it still sounds appetizing.
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
who were those guys at the table sniffing dryer sheets?
Ok seriously I'm living off of bologna but I have 4 handles in the freezer.
Fuck him for salsa, please. I heard its a good recipe.
I've just never had a dinner guest strut in, go directly to my bathroom, vomit.. then come out demanding whiskey and food.
I'm imaging you naked, covered in butter. And I gotta say, I'm not impressed.
It was like inception, a dream, in a dream, in the back of a dodge charger.
He gave me a beer, petted my head, and called me kiddo.
you said, 'he held out his hand, that means we don't have to pay' about the taxi driver, and then asked the doorman what happened to your pants...
I'm chasing my vodka with snickers.
We almost ended up sober because of u!!
We watched Purple Rain and then proceeded to have sex while listening to the album. If that's not exactly how Prince would want people to honor him, I don't know what is
Do you wanna fuck while my apple pie is in the oven?
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