yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
im at planned parenthood. the form wants to know what our usual form of contraception is?
anal.
my history teacher totally just suggested that we record his lectures and play drinking games with them later so that we pay attention to the material.
i found a twelve pack under my bed. and a six pack in my closet. I'm like a fucking alcoholic squirrel.
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
Not much, just your average college male Sunday cleaning period blood out of the carpet.
Tell me you're kidding.
Besides scarred, I'm not much of anything right now.
Don't lose. A little bit of my soul dies every time a beer pong game is lost.
i ordered a pipe on amazon, and under recommended items, it gave me a top hat. it knows me better than my parents.
Next sat night Titanic party. Bring your floaties, trashy necklaces, and a large lung capacity. This ship is going downnnnnnn.
I'm convinced my penis is the only thing holding this relationship together.
We joked about how funny it would be if he got pulled over with 300 breakfast burritos in hus car. We walk outside of the school just as the police lights turn on and pull him over
I want to bone him until his eyes fall out
Did i fall last night when u carried me home.
idk
OHHH yea you fell down the stairs face first
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
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