she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
when she asked me if it was possible to swim under north america i knew it was time to leave.
He just did a 33 second keg stand with a fractured leg, busted chin and chipped teeth from running into a parked car after winning a race.
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
Sometimes I wonder why.. Then I realize I can't fool myself with that question bc we all know it's bc of his enormous dick
Single handedly the worst sex I've ever had just went down. Its like we both laid there after word-less thinking about the other " could they be any worse in bed" ?
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
It just goes to show you, your dreams can come true. You can hook up with your dads hot married friend.
If by date you mean washing Pizza house down with a bottle of wine, then yes I have a date.
Well, we won the drunk before noon contest!
I'm keeping both. The way I see it, boyfriends come and go, but a good dick is forever.
No. I don't like you. I like your penis. Chin up. At least I like part of you.
Obviously you're feeling a little sexually frustrated.
I consider humping a stranger every ten minutes when I walk in the street.
i think i puked but i couldve been a dream and i may have madeout with a 20 something guy infront of my managers...also possible dream.
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