Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
You thought that the "chillable" logo on the box wine was referring to a city in italy.
Could you please tell them to stop whispering "thundercunt" every time I walk in the room?
Hahaha alright after 5 shots I'm not allowed to touch glass or boys with girlfriends.
All i remember is people cheering me on to drink faster than the dog, out of the dog's bowl. I just couldn't stop.
Hahahaha you would not believe what I just pulled out of my vagina. Actually you probably wouldn't be surprised.
I'm buying you potatoes, the least you could do is not ask any fucking questions and just say thank you.
The fire alarm went off at 3 am in the freshmen dorm. So guess which junior everyone now knows is hooking up with a freshman? This girl...
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
I successfully convinced a drunk NDSU student that their school does not have a football team and another that they weren't in Fargo. I'm a dangerous sober shark in a sea of drunks.
Less than a month to go... I do not understand how I was able to put up with a roommate who wears bright green Crocs for a year.
Oddly enough, the sex change dream i had made me miss you more.
I feel like I beer bonged a ton of asbestos
I woke up to pizza pinned to my wall. So that's that.
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