It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
why did u have a candy cane hung on your dick in the first place?
she has a santa fetish
cute.
I got laid because I told her I play guitar. I haven't played in 7 years and only know a G chord. I love this place.
I admit it's going to be hard to top a limo orgy and Mcnuggets....but I have faith in you
I just watched a guy pee from a second floor window onto the line of 100 people waiting to get in.
It's like his dick is pushing through his pants and driving him over here.
Drunk on Tuesday. Double fisting. Mmmbop is playing. Only girl in the group. Life is complete.
It's like you are the superhero of getting jizzed on
Drunkasaurus has found a new cave to eat all the children she captured
I need to get you away from Bacardi 151 and out from under the bed
I can't bring an entire liter in the bar in my purse. I mean I can. I might. I'm probably gonna.
Actually, I take that back. You can only have it if I'm allowed to French braid the mullet.
New low: uploading my contacts into Facebook in an attempt to get the name of the girl I brought home last night.
I thought the first time I got peed on it would be by a baby...
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
Randomize