What should i be more turned off about... his massive collection of condoms or that he asked me to sign my name by number 68 on the list posted on his wall?
I think the two go hand in hand.
we've been dating more than a month and i just realized there's no hair on his chest..
you've had sex with him. you must've seen him naked.
nah, i feel like naked sex would be getting too serious for us..
Ya I fucked her.. But now Melissa is gonna find out
Just tell her that in a man's never ending war between his heart and his dick... His heart never wins
I remember coming home with a cat... I havent seen it all day. Shit.
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
Walked girl from last night to car as gf was driving up. Got slow clap from neighbors.
Just sharpening my eyeliner with a butterfly knife. You know. Typical weekday morning.
No, they seem attractive after SIX beers, after three they're just the gender you're looking for.
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
Wait... All I had to do was ask for a sandwich and you would have come over
Dude just bought the table 3 bottles of champaign and broke one on the floor as his "signature" and he makes me want this recession hit harder
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... 😯😟😒😓
Do I even want to know?
My school has hired a professional rum bottle juggler for our dining hall this evening.
So I took my bra off and threw it in the bushes before we went to the bars..
was having sex but got distracted... he instragramed a pic of his crotch
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