I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
I thought it couldn't get worse until she said "Nipple hair"
I wish real life had facebook tags so i could figure out who all these people are
I dont think that drinking by ourselves on a saturday night counts as being "fun alcoholics"
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
One minute we were getting noise complainted by the security guards the next I was shotgunning a beer with them
So I ripped my crotchless fishnet body suit when my drunk ass tried to crawl through the crotch to put it on.
I was grinding on him when mosquitoes starting biting us and ruined every damn thing. I just wanted to fuck on a slide under the stars. It's every girls dream.
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
Haha idk you were stealing pizza dough at dominos
Why the fuck are you playing with legos?
Why the fuck are you questioning me?
Drugs and unwanted pregnancies are the only things that I'm good at. College comes in at a close third.
i out mim tonsoeep
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