Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
he was wearing sponge bob boxers. Guess how long he lasted.
So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
im dressed up like a present. waiting for someone to unwrap me ;)
this is your brother
So we were banging and she started puking all over my bed. I'm not sure what's worse, her puking, or that I felt the urge to start singing Flip-adelphia.
I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
I think i found piece of your tooth in my dick this morning when i took a shower
I will probably be peed on at some point today.
People are yelling about how much they want you here.
I'm going to change, vomit up my mexican food to save the trouble later, and then come meet you. Thrilled.
Is 'too horny to study' a good enough medical excuse to not take a final?
work has become about six times more interesting since i started fucking my boss.
Found trail of ibuprofen on ground. I'm like the intervention version of e.t.
don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
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