am i at home because theres a dig starrrrring at me and i dont know wit plus i haer sirens. run fast.
You go to school with some of the ugliest girls I've ever seen... How are you not getting laid?
talked to my RA about stamps and mailmen again. when do you think she'll realize that i only talk to her when i'm high?
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
I think that "I fucked your little brother" wasn't the best way to introduce yourself.....
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
I have fireworks and redbull; let's make heart attack inducing magic happen.
Haha, how do I word that nicely? "You got me to the edge of no return twice and failed to let me orgasm, therefore you owe me chicken nuggets or hot wings. Your decision"
It's Christmas. You could splurge on something a LITTLE fancier than wine in a box.
PS: bike ride of shame at 7am includes riding by kids waiting for the school bus #classy
I'd give anything to be driving a pirate ship wearing nothing but a coconut bra and a grass skirt eating a pizza and watching dolphins jump in the waves. Dreams ya gotta have dreams
I'm high on the exercise bike at the gym. I feel like Lance Armstrong
Banged a guy with 2 broken arms once. Top that
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
I want to ride that like one of the Horsemen of the Apocalypse- with bourbon in hand and without mercy.
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