You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
after eating me out, he asked for something to drink. i gave him a glass of water and he said he needed something stronger.
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
I told her we could be friends and she said the last time i told her that we had sex behind a bar at 4am
you vomited through the snorkel and onto the back of your head. it was truly amazing
well, obviously he didn't fuck me for my strong moral fiber.
last karaoke night = doing dmx songs with a guy who threatened to stab me. so yeah I'm coming out.
I can't wait for the day Google doesn't remind me that I got arrested for having 3 shots called 'frog cum' lined up in front of me.
Let me begin to explain the rest of last night by beginning with saying that out if necessity I took a pair of your underwear
You took a selfie with my hard dick and sent it to Scott with the caption 'Toldja'. It was hard to forget you're a teenager after that
We had sex to beyonce's "drunk in love" and then he order me pizza. It was perf
You haven't lived until you've snorted coke from a Pharaoh's hand baby
I never realized how weird our shower smells until I cracked a shower beer and had a familiar aroma to compare it to.
Question: When you have the names of 4 guys tattoo'd on you, how do you make the 5th one real special?
Quit giving me a hard time, whens the last time you got head every night? Cougars are where its at they dont play games
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