Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
she cant drink. allergic to alcohol.
ewwww. she might as well have a dick.
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
i'm at a party where swedish girls are dumping laundry detergent on each other because it glows in blacklight. this is awesome
either way he was missing a nipple.
i'm drinking with a bunch of phds, i feel very stupid but good about my drinking abilities
If you ever get the opportunity, make fun of how small his dick is for me
I have a gash on my leg an a lobster leg in my purse.
I wore pigtails while I was having sex with that 22 year old just to make him feel like a pedophile.
So I got drunk last night and attempted to shave a landing strip on my vag. I now have a 8 lane highway on my crotch now. Just looks like a random ass square.
Jesus Christ. How the fuck do you not tell someone that your wife can see on the phone bill who you text and how many times ?
I have never in my life been turned down for sex until this weekend.
Welcome to my everyday.
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
He was passed out, face in the toilet, so I just pissed on his head. Serves him right
So if you wanna come get your pants you can. But you have to come in your boxers. Rules are rules!
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