Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
I just passed on expense account drinking, this must be the worst hangover ever.
I've developed breathing exercises to keep myself from puking..
You should seriously consider super glueing your knees together
The power of my vagina can withstand any attempt of celibacy
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
That commercial was clearly aspirational. I think Arbor Mist would pair nicely with Oscar Meyer
WHY IS FOOD SO DELICIOUS
BECAUSE SCIENCE
Something about the fact that I could do coke off her ass cheeks just speaks to me
Tried to put an eye patch on while hooking up with a girl. She was not amused.
Omg. We have to workout today. I just looked at myself in the mirror and thanked a god I don't believe in for drunken boys and dark rooms.
I would go a lot of places to get laid. But I would NOT go to Staten Island.
You will drink beer in a kiddie pool in your back yard but you wont bring a girl home
even my drug dealer wished me a happy birthday before my mother did.
Now all my porn is stored in my parents’ basement. It’s like a part of my soul is boxed up
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