Would it be weird if I brought slabs of bacon with me to the beach?
To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
THEY ARE MY AGE. THEY ARE YOUR LITTLE SISTER'S AGE THIS IS A DELICATE MATTER. CAPS LOCK
Night is still young. Puking guts out part of it just began
It makes me really sad that some people start their saturdays running or biking instead of with 3 shots of tequila, a sausage biscuit, freaks & geeks and 2 orgasms.
I'm gonna call it the Reunion Tour. Hooked up with two different ex girlfriends in one day...
You know.... I ordered the nipple clamps when I was drunk. But on further consideration, THANKS DRUNK ME I LIKE WHATS HAPPENING
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
I almost drank vegetable oil. Where were you? I needed you.
The difference between 22 and 28 is bigger than I realised. I had the urge to put on Spongebob and give him a cookie.
Nothing like a little chlamydia diagnosis to ring in the new year
My brother is so high right now he's eating frozen peas and called them "fucking delightful"
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