Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
It's like my butt was the only innocence I had left and now I don't even have that.
Yeah man i woke up and only had a Jimmy John's wrapper covering myself..
She's in the bathroom. Literally just told me she could make a guy cum using just her words. Not bad for Sunday brunch.
im so hung over everytime my dog barks the sound vibration makes my whole body hurt
I have a better chance beating China's military with slap bracelets than this plan has of working.
I gave him a handjob in the uber car. Life is really spiraling downwards.
Told my fifteen year old cousin's friend what to sext his girlfriend last night. He was scarred for life but she fucking loved it.
We should buy t shirt guns and blow eggs out of them at his house. Bachelorette party
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
Hi. Tara tells me your sandwiches and stamina are substantial
Idk if I deserve a medal or a one way ticket to hell
You sealing the pinky promise with a shot was much better than just kissing it
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
Randomize
