Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
so i woke up with ketchup and a sticky boob on my face...this is a new low
Just so you know, the bottle of red gatorade is NOT GATORADE. It is definitely someone's puke. I hope nobody else makes the same mistake I did.
I am trying to figure out how to tell this kid i have a boyfriend in a way that still allows me to smoke free weed
my tonsil wound opened up during the kegstand but i stopped it with a popsicle
I'm basically just sitting in the porta poTty finishing my bottle of champagne bc I am too lazy to carry it back to the tailgate
Now in just stoned listening to my dads philosophical idea about public transit
You know what would make the espn body photos even better? If anyone knew who any of those fucking athletes were. That, and maybe not feature Gary Player.
Sounds like either a very good Friday night or a very bad Saturday morning.
I found more straws in my beard this morning. Please stop doing that.
dave might be using McDoubles to pay for dances
he has gotten at least 7 lap dances out back
I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
Your Vodka Saturday privileges have been reduced to Beer until you go a full month without losing an article of clothing.
I just had a morning three-some with marijuana and a detachable shower-head
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