3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
She woke up laying on my kitchen floor, ketchup bottle as her pillow, in front of my fridge.
someday when you wake up in a dumpster we'll have to have this conversation again...
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
Are they engaged or just dating? Girlfriends come and go but the memory of sex at the pool last forever.
This will be the 3rd time you have blacked out and lost your phone only to have some kind stranger find it, charge it, call me, then mail it back to you. Your luck amazes me...
What can I say? I like my food like I like my women, not entirely fucked by our contemporary world.
Bro if you were a bird I would puke in your mouth right now
WHERE THE FUCK'S MY FUCKING RITALIN YOU FUCKING FASCIST?????
Hypothetically speaking how does one remove a lamp that they hypothetically superglued to the ceiling?
Acetone nail polish remover, and you lied about studying last night didn't you?
Oh definitely.
He usually doesnt care about me cumming but last night he really tried, I feel that him going to the Womens March benefitted my sex life
I seriously feel like I just crawled out from under a shit covered rock. I'm NEVER drinking like that again...well, not for alteast a solid 3 hours.
1. Everyone on the 1st and 3rd floor heard you. 2. The 3rd floor vibrates when we have sex. 3. The 1st floor can hear the bed squeak.
Enjoy your early 30’s! You’re still young enough to catch a twenty something that can fuck 4 times a day, hot enough to date forty year old penises that can last long enough to give you multiple orgasms
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