Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
tolerance is too high. going on a liquor strike. ghandi style.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
She's doing shots in her underwear, a fur hat and mittens. I'm never coming home.
If I threw up, how do I still have the same piece of gum in my mouth from the beginning of the night?
another part of my inner child died when i emptied my crayon bank for dollar beer night.
I'm okay with corrupting his young mind.
Ew! He's just a child!
AND I'M GONNA SHOW HIM HOW TO MAKE ONE.
There seems no grander way to celebrate 420 than to smoke atop a mountain peak.
He told me "it wants a kiss" WHY HAS THIS HAPPENED WITH 2 DIFFERENT PEOPLE.
we somehow managed to fit a llama, a stripper pole and a hayride all into the same day.
I woke up this morning with a text from my mom as to why the hell random people were showing up at the house. Turns out nobody came to our house party because I gave them my old address, fuck pre-partying for real
If I got paid for every bad decision I've made I would be one rich bitch by now
I'm not gonna swipe right, he has better hair than me. Just no.
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
Valentine's Day is now to be known as Tacos and Orgasms Day.
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