I'll buy you a vibrator, we can get married for tax benefits, and live happily ever after with lots of doggggs.
i got us presents. or arrested. we shall see!
oh and then you called a time out with your penis
he went to find a bathroom and came back 10 minutes later with a fifth of bacardi, a pack of cigarettes, and two funnel cakes. he is a man among boys.
I ended up with a gash in my head from drunken dancing last night. I love life.
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
I just tried on my "outfit" for tonight and I should just wear sweatpants and a sign on my face that says I like it in the ass. That would be more comfortable
Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.
No shame December is a go.
WHY AM I CRAWLING IN OLDER MEN HOLY JESUS
He called me in the middle of the night to ask my shoe size. Apparently big feet would make me an unsatisfactory third for the threesome.
I think I need to start sobriety testing my Tinder dates.
I smell like playdoh, sex, and ruined lives. I love the weekend
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
I love you.
Bad choice
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
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