no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
oh. my. god. the guy i hooked up with last night is currently wearing a dress.
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
You know your in college when you decide house chores with games of beer pong...
in the middle of it he kept shouting: im going to be masturbating to this for the rest of my life
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
It doesn't count as drinking alone if you're making rum cake with it.
I also have a full keg. I'm thinking about crashing a party, they can't get mad if I bring a keg of beer.
Remember when I said "no boyfriend, no problems"? I lied. Tequila. Tequila is a problem.
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
You grabbed your house keys, threw them at the door and asked, "did it open?"
You did things that should be illegal to a Twinkie and asked strangers to drive you home.
Am I supposed to get so horny by looking at your dick that I start orgasming uncontrollably
We were literally making dick jokes with his dick out
That’s the level of friends with benefits I aspire to achieve
I can appreciate that you picked up the hot drummer, but don’t have sex in front of my house lmao
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