I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
Brogan sounds similar to Bridget...sorta.
Every girl's name is automatically translated to "Baby/Milk Carrier" in my brai
OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
I shouldn't have to thank you for taking off your captain hat off before we had sex
let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
If we worried less about pouring champagne down stripper crack, we probably wouldn't skip so many meals.
You told me to remind you that the bruise on your ass is from when you danced on the table at Ziggy's, saw a cop and tried to 'fly away'.
When she sees your dick for the first time, tell her it glows blue when orcs are close
I got into the shower with my underwear on. I just sat down in the tub and tried to figure out when I lost all control of this hangover.
I basically have the attention span of a ferret on meth when it comes to men
Well he wouldn't kiss me so I made out with a German girl, took a shot with my boss, and I think I sprained my ankle. It was a quiet Sunday for me.
i did these weird ass ab exercises once that left me queefing for weeks
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