I find it ironic that homeless people are so good in bed
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
no its okay don't call 911, she's alive. just stopped by her house and banged on her door. she said she turned her phone off because she "had to be alone with her shame and embarassment". typical.
You were in my dream and you got the lyrics to lollipop tattooed on your chest. Don't get it, it wasnt that cool.
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
I have cobwebs on my vagina for halloween. And bats fly out when I open my legs.
I've already dropped her on the ground of a crowded bar dancing , been incoherent drunk to the point i couldn't speak and came within 2 seconds all on separate evenings so at this point she should know what I'm about
We started off talking about nice cuddling and you turned it into fucking with a Santa hat on...
My boobs keep hanging out of this shirt. I think thats the style I'm going for tonight
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
A girl just managed to steal a whole gallon of ice cream. I'm letting her go because that is impressive.
He’s 21. The president of his frat. I’m 28 and have a career!
Do it. It’s a noble position.
She blew me while I watched the jets game and the hardest thing was deciding what to focus on more
Can I come kidnap you from work so we can chug mimosas? My little brother has a ski mask I can borrow.
Apparently his ex was into edging and did it to him so much that it takes forever for him to cum
I hate you and your multiple orgasm sexcapades
Randomize
