The girl I brought home was really impressed with the pile of blow you were doing while watching "Intervention."
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
If I had a quarter for every time I had sex in your bed while you were out of town, I would probably be a lot more willing to buy you new sheets. Hope you're having a nice vacation.
so far we have 6 big wheels and 10 boxes of wine for the tour de franzia. team drunkslut is favored to win the yellow jersey.
Why is there bacon braided in my hair
you don't know true fear until you are a convinced that velociraptors are trying to kill you through your roof.
I'm in a pile of cheezits at an unfamiliar location watching dateline on tlc. Stage an intervention.
why are our drunk alter egos so much more successful than us?
sea world and a strip club? BEST DAY EVER!
Like I just asked Greg why I don't have a crown for my vagina. That drunk.
you can't let guys come on your chest and then hog my blanket
I don't think I'm ever gonna need a boyfriend again. I have a body pillow, a vibrator, and I'm strong enough to open my own jars.
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
It's a shame things ended how they did. We were well on our way to transforming from acquaintances with benefits to friends with benefits.
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