Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
you said grace in the diner. 5am, drunk, grace. you thanked the man w the mushroom cut for the wonderful supply of screwdrivers
She wouldn't stop saying her own name. Like a damn pokemon.
We hadn't had sex in so long that I started queefing and then I couldn't stop giggling... I think he's mad.
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
He told me he loved me mid lick. Anyone that can look at me from that angle, lick my vagina, and say they love me must absolutely mean it
Cause I came home. Im covered in green marker and jack daniels. Theres a taco and the words "we went to Mexico" on my wrist. Im a walking abomination.
I cannot tell if the couch is cold or I spilled beer. THAT kind of night.
Your lack of enthusiasm for my exciting news of drunken debauchery with an otherwise occupied vagina of one of my greatest conquests yet disturbs me. I'm not happy with you
Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
I'm nothing if not determined to sleep with everyone at that company
I called plan parenthood at 407 am... Guess I was thinking ahead
Apologies that our conversations always turn to butt sex or penis size. I thought we out grew that in our 20's.
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