My RA tried to compliment my pong tables design after he confiscated it
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
can I come stay the night
yeah, but no sex tonight
I'll stay home
I can always tell its time to do laundry when my vibrator doesn't stay covered up in my sock drawer.
hey. so did i get tied up by a jumprope last night?
I found a fingernail in my vagina. A fingernail.
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
Well the other day she asked me how often I jerk off. So I guess things are getting semi-serious
yup and then I snapped out of it and realized I was playing beer pong against a 4 year old... and losing
Mom and dad should be so proud half of their children have gotten naked in the same local grocery store
I appreciate your acceptance of my lack of morals
They also submitted to my demands for pizza
Girl I'm contemplating picking up some adult diapers. That's how bad this is and it's only day 2.
Do you ever just admire your boobs?
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