I really like you and I'm tired of just hooking up. I want you be my boyfriend.
Uhh, I'm not breaking up with my girlfriend to be with you.
There were 3 chicks in my bed I didn't know when I got home. Now I know all of them. Biblically.
i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
Go forth Daniel, drink, be merry... And meet some hot Asians for your friends to bang
I smell like icyhot and vodka... Heres to my pulled tendon.
I dunno. We kind of want to have a hippie communing with nature type break. But because we're such alcoholics I feel like we'll just be wasted the whole time in addition to hugging trees and shit
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
I was at the pharmacy picking up my herpes medication and the pharmacist asked if I had any questions about my medicine, looked at the bottle, and laughed. Insult to injury man.
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
Dude 4th of July week was our like 5th anniversary of you sending me dick pics ❤️
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