don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
I'm actually pretty neutral about a lot of things. I'm like Switzerland with a penis.
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
Mom is telling us about the time she drank her own breast milk. Help.
this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
I had fun watching you interact with the world around you. Like a fuckin 8 year old kid who just discovered build a bear but really wants a cigarette.
I'll never be able to have sex on these sheets. I'd have to cover up the eyes of every single Elmo.
He pointed at me, then leaned in and said "shes the best at blow jobs" then chris fist pumped him and said "dude, I know"
I farted in his bed and then in my drunken stupor grabbed hair defanging spray to cover up the stench.
Would I be crazy if I drove 1,000 miles for some dick? What mile does it become ridiculous?
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
Dicks are not precious.
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
After 3 parties, all of them busted, and 4 field sobriety tests, I AM the cop whisperer
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
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