who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
worst hand job ever. my dick is about as raw as that sushi your mom wanted me to try.
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
made out with three guys on the first night of college orientation, just imagine what joys all of next year will hold
I am dripping wet and slathered in glitter and banana mush. I love gay guys.
Watching the tv in the reflection of my phone cause I'm too hungover to roll over.... Yes it is 4 PM...
Tell Taylor to rock on. Tell her she is so beautiful that the sun shines down on her face and shows her beauty. Tell her to live on, like Martin Luther King. He'll never die. He's living his dreams.
What's great about college is that i can eat chocolate cereal for every meal and call it a money saving technique.
Oh I know babe. You're shining beacon of adult responsibility. That's why I go down on you.
I go down on you because abs
I'm pretty sure the Jahovah's witness only came to our door because the front says "Twerk Or Treat"
You threw up in your own shoe then wore it home
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
It's my birthday, if I want to stay home, get stoned and watch the gameshow network, that's what I'm going to do.
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
My new gym is popular with trophy wives. They’re talking about yachts and plastic surgery
Learn their secrets! I want to meet men with Maseratis. The meat heads and Mustangs scene is getting old
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