I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
2am update: i think I'm in Mexico but I found a dennys. Everyone but this cute family of 4 is speaking Spanish. Cute family of 4 is helping me out.
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
Either I put my underwear on inside out and wore it like that all day, or I had sex with him. Its sad I have to guess.
So as your former husband, I get to give you away at the wedding right?
And some old guy told me Jesus loves me and I laughed super hard and told him sinning is fun. Hahaha
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
Then you bent down and whispered, "excuse me mr. Stair, could you please stop moving?"
Sending dick pics while driving a car going 80 in the rain at night to a married woman? Why hello 2014
Have you ever been up at one in the morning and thought to yourself, "I do not know nearly enough about penguin reproduction"?
Let's be honest, college orientation is going to be "here's how to drink everclear"
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
remember when we said that thing when we met about how we were each glad we weren’t furries
ok listen,
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