So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
Nope. Daytime is texting time. Night time is you send me naked pictures time.
Nothing like an alcohol-fueled, 6-hour-long hunt for weed--complete with occasional breaks for sex.
He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
I woke up with my panties in the cat food dish, and everything covered in honey and bruises.
You're the horniest male I have ever encountered
Makes it sound like you're a scientist documenting your discoveries. I warned you.
Future roommate keeps sending me pictures of cool shit she has for our dorm and I'm just like "... I have a set of Aggie wine glasses a great set of tits."
Couldn't finish, so she gave me "the tap," and I had to leave the mound early. Nothing worse than the long walk back after the manager comes out and asks for the ball.
Sorry I sent you a video of a singing reverend last night, I was really high.
There's no such thing as shame in your world, is there?
My car insurance payment showed up today, so no inflatable hot tub for now. Sorry to disappoint.
Sorry my friend with benefits tried to run you over with his car
I haven’t taken my socks off in over 36 hours. I should add that to my bumble profile.
And you seriously thought you could just walk in naked with a bow tied around your penis?
It seemed like a good idea at the time...
Didn't know my clit could produce that many orgasms in one night. Fuck my husband; think I might have to become a lesbian.
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