Blowing lines off from the book where the wild things are... bad babysitter?
Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
I have no idea how to attract men with my personality anymore. He can't see my tits via facebook chat
You tried telling the RA that girl you brought home was your mom...
Aaaand I cut your bangs with a large knife last night ...
She kept pulling joints out of her bra and asking strangers for birthday hugs.
On a side note the mornings you do so much Xanax that you wake up totally at one with the universe and feel invincible are great
I peppersprayed myself last night. Sigh.
I dealt with the imported moonshine, but when the cocaine came out, I had to get the fuck out of there
My Midnight Kiss was a Big Mac.. Happy New Year
Can't decide if it was more awkward buying sheets together or disposing of them afterwards
Let's put it this way, there's not many girls I wouldn't let sit on my face
Lol for real, I'm Kylie Jenner "this is my year of realizing things" right now
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