My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
That's it, I refuse to live in a world where sparkly vampires beat Batman at anything.
Why am I getting the stink eye from these people? They're acting like BYOB isn't kosher in a laundromat.
Dignity is for republicans.
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
Turned on my GPS and all that it said in the search bar was "beer,"
Fake an illness. Her and her friends are like the female version of guys who wear tapout shirts
I can already see the regret in her eyes. Amazing night. This city rules.
This is that think about life weed. Thank god I'm in American lit this semester. I can actually write papers in this vat of introspective stoned.
And I threw up 26 times yesterday. I actually think I threw up a spider too.
I climbed up on the tank of the toilet so I could take a slo-mo vid of myself pissing into the garbage can, but the base of the toilet shattered and I had to bail.
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
Congrats you've received dick pics from an Olympic silver medalist
She yelled “outlaw country” right before we heard the police siren
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