That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
really keith? you showed me your dick and your not gonna text me back
Friday was tragic. I was naked on top of him and he didn't have a condom. Oh and he had an Obama poster on the wall in front of his bed so our president was staring down at me while I was naked. I felt sorta bad.
You should've just screamed yes we can!
Do you think we're allowed to sign male strippers into the building with a valid id?
Nyquil jello-shots aiding in health and happiness
She ate the cookie then went to the emergency room. Now her fam is pressing charges. Don't people understand you DON'T steal baked goods from potheads??
People said that when they tried to talk to me I answered that there was a glass around my head stopping me from answering them
he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
Hey... Tell me if you remember differently, but nobody truly saw me naked, right?
That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
mom had to come pick me up from the hotel. I crawled to her car. She told me the entire way home if I puked in it I was going to lick it up. Like high school all over again...
The woman in the flower onesie is claiming she hasn't been drinking.
Kinda hard to look your partner in the face the day after a rousing game of How Many Ways Can I Capture Your Penis.
HE’S PUKING UP BLOOD
okay all good I mistook strawberita for blood...
I woke up with my shoes on but pants in the fish tank
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