that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
Not really fighting over the same girl. He takes her out to dinner and then I come over and fuck her. We've worked out the perfect relationship.
so I made out with a lobbyist last night. im officially a resident of D.C
i feel like verizon should give a sexter of the month award
When you went through airport security you asked if the could check if a baby was in there. That drunk.
If this week is any indication of my life here I've got to get out ASAP. My liver can't hack it.
And I'm also limping. I just wish that I had self control. I'm 23 for fuck sake and I'm sitting at work, with mascara down my face, vomit on my clothes and an unknown black substance on my tits. How will I ever find my Greek husband if I keep this up?
It's nights like those I refer to my life motto: You can't be just friends with someone after you've seen their genitals.
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
Hey, ok if I kidnap you? I wanna test a theory.
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
You called me last night and said you had a vision that a cat made you a sandwich. You were tripping way too hard
Also, if you don't fuck me soon, I will die. I don't want to die like that.
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
if he becomes president of the united states, I will tell EVERYONE that i took his virginity.
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