Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
I'm more impressed with the spaghetti smoothie at the present moment.
afterward, he apologized, hugged me, and then gave me a granola bar and said “this is my apology gift.”
Im sorry that my initial plan of you grabbing his dick didnt work out but Im glad you grabbed his heart
Sundays should be dedicated to Girl Scout cookies, sex, and super hero movies.
Would seriously like to slash his tires but then I feel like I'd have to deal with him longer.
Just told myself the phrase "You're not THAT single" while dressing myself
I did way too many drugs this past week for having a broken nose #commitment
Was the guy in the cowboy hat kinda hot or have I just not had sex in a really long time?
It's official. Post baseball sex is better than post hockey sex. I hope the Blue Jays win the world series.
You told him he looked like Jesus and that you wanted to fuck his face, I'd say your blind date went well
I call bullshit
Call it what ever you want I just need to figure out how to get permanent marker off my cock
I feel like I had a successful night. I flashed the guy at the liquor store last night for 2 free tshirts and a giant redbull.
And by "have lunch together" you mean me giving you a blow job in the back of your Tahoe, right?
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