She def said "you had your chance!" after telling me she had a boyfriend. Like a pile of dogshit lecturing me on how I missed out on having itself stuck to the bottom of my shoe.
i got us presents. or arrested. we shall see!
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
I learned an important lesson this weekend.... I'm way to good at sex to travel for it. From now on he drives here...
you are not perverted enough for this relationship to work out.
lets just use each other and get past this awkward stage. forget my name.
Im so tired of dysfunctional exs fucking up my relationships with future dysfunctional exs
We were Chugging coronas for the soul purpose of launching limes out of the 3rd story window, I'd say it was a good weekend
His roommates came in the room and were throwing snowballs at us while we were hooking up.
Like I just asked Greg why I don't have a crown for my vagina. That drunk.
Specially since he wanted to forget that we even touched, which makes it funnier because I don't think you can take back licking someone's butthole...
at any given day I am at least 60% invested in my work. today I am staggered around 3.5%
What do you mean not that crazy? I had sex last night. with my\nBOSS. in the restaurant where we WORK.... ON A DINNER TABLE.
Me and my dad hot boxed a hotel bathroom... That's what I call father son bonding
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