Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
Did u know that at any givin time there r 46,948,952 drunk people in the world? Were not alone
Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
You put a thong on my pumpkin didn't you.
just found his boxers balled up inside my tights, hidden in my freezer. damn i love college.
his pokemon pajamas? the fact that he was proud of the stretchmarks on his arms? or finding out he has a daughter that went to high school with us? ...you tell me what was the dealbreaker
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
I smuggled my gin and tonic out of the bar by shoving the glass in my pocket...mistakes were inevitable.
I feel like our low point of the night was when we had to start chasing with ice cubes and wheat thins.
You know our reunion in two weeks shall be a drunken bikini clad magical adventure right
She showed up in lingerie and a turtle backpack full of bacardi. I think its love.
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
I cant see straight, her clothes are all over my floor and I'm covered in bite marks... No I will not go to brunch with you
He's drinking on a hospital bracelet, the fuck's your excuse?
I think he fucked my hip out of place.
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