I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
I just wasted my iTunes Gift Card on a season pass for Hannah Montana. Bad decision?
yeah but it's new years. they should arrest people for being sober that day.
I woke up at 5 this morning face down on my bed with gummy bears stuffed in my leggings. Yeah.
Shared a jello shot with her mom last night. then she tucked me in and took of my shoes for me
I had to help you off the toilet floor because you couldn't get up, then you threw your drink on the floor and just said "oh dear" really calmly.
You put Smirnoff in your grape juice and called it communion...
I promise not to drug you or anything. Please come to my birthday party.
Love is....waiting for your girl to throw up her shot in the bathroom...then handing her her beer. Game face.
You were dancing with a coffee pot of rum in one hand and a joint in the other. So that should explain everything.
Well be careful man. Be careful. Wear shoes in the house. Safety. Safety first, then teamwork.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
When dealing with embarassing medical issues, don't you want your brother's wife to be the one fishing around up your ass?
I just lived through a real life episode of jersey shore.
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