he is naked. in. my. bed. happiest day. of my. LIFE.
and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
I got oddly confused when she started talking in third person in bed.
I put my bosses number in my phone as "Do not call," I shouldve known my drunk curiosity would overcome any desire I had to keep my job.
again?
dressing as green man for st patrick's day = free drinks all night long
I'm trying to decide if I want to bring home my 'beer champion' trophy or my chem books.
I have no idea. After the fireworks it all went to shit. Do you know why I woke up with a road sign?
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
Look, we all have our slutty phases. Mine is just forever.
I went on an adventure and now we have more food.
Well, really we just have fire sauce and cookies. But they're edible.
I was too lazy to get my chapstick out of my purse so i lubed up my lips with pizza grease. On a scale of 1-10 how embarassed should i be?
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
I got really worried when i woke up and there weren't any missed booty calls from him between 3 and 5 am. Apparently his gf is in town ...
shit... I double booked my fuck buddies
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