how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
i just went through and liked all 1,239 of her pictures instead of writing my english paper. don't tell her, i want her to be surprised
you drank 3/4s of your half gallon of vodka, made a fort out of the kitchen table, and actaually had sex in in it.
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
i told them to call me paula dean as i was making all 10 for $10 boxes of pizza rolls in the microwave
Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
His mom always writes on my facebook right after we have sex. it's like she knows. with her scary mom psychic powers
Admittedly shitfaced... I have two questions. 1)why is the fan in my bathroom on? (Sub-text: is there a ghost?). 2) is your underwear really argyle?
my vagina is like this close to growling at me and leading me onto the nearest dance floor
make it buy you a drink first
This Christmas I would like to thank Jesus for cocaine.
She drunkenly texted me about Japanese mythology at four AM. I think I’m in love.
I'm pretty sure that cute cop drove me home. Especially since I found his card in my purse.
I just got a hug from a random kid in my class. he said I was a champ at the bar last night..someone help me.
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